The Yetis do indeed exist thread

[JerseyGiantfolk]

I didn't say Bigfoot. Bigfoot is just some snotnosed teeager playing some stupid snot-nosed prank on some snot-nosed mushroom heads. The yeti is an actual animal. Scientists took a fur sample from an alleged footprint, extracted a small amount of DNA, and analyzed it. It turned out to be very close to gorilla DNA. Only one problem: There are no Mountain Gorillas in mt. Everest. Answer: the Yeti.

Well maybe it was a really hairy man?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Our DNA isn't the same as the Yeti DNA. Checkmate.

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Well maybe the hairy mans mom and dad were monkey and human?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

You do realise that what you're saying is more preposturous than the proven concept of the existence of the Yeti?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

How long is this going to go for?

Until I admit they're real? But they're not so hehehe

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Well, this is only going to go on until you actually do some research instead of getting all of your information from Patrick.

Shun the non-believer. Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

*face palm* Ever heard of the Yowi?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

No what is it?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

It's a beast with sharp claws, and it has fur like the Yeti, and it likes to eat anything...

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

It's a beast with sharp claws, and it has fur like the Yeti, and it likes to eat anything...

aHA! I'll take that as an addmitance of existence!

Pigs have sharp hooves and fur and like to eat anything (as long as it's alive and screaming at the top of it's imploding lungs).
Maybe the Yowie is a pig?