TheLukeMeister's Chat Thread!!!

[Garjzla]

The Hippo because he is in the refrigerator.

Oh. So this is a continuous joke?

 

[orpington13]

A man crosses a swamp, which, unbeknownst to him is infested with crocs. No one ever crossed and lived. He manages to survive however. How?

 

[orpington13]

All the crocodiles were at the party.


Here is the end! A blonde crosses the swamp immediately after the man, yet she dies. Why?

 

[orpington13]

The brick fell on her head!

 

[dan26552]

A mooother.

No.

 

[orpington13]

How about a pizza joke? Nah, it is cheesy.
Construction joke? Still working on it.
A wheelchair joke! No, those are lame.

 

[DiamondSwan]

 
Open the door, take out the zebra, put in the hippo, close the door. BAM

Yep.

The lion has a party and everyone is invited. Who does not attend?

Ummm... Everyone? XD

 

[DiamondSwan]

How about a pizza joke? Nah, it is cheesy.
Construction joke? Still working on it.
A wheelchair joke! No, those are lame.

 

[Garjzla]

How about a pizza joke? Nah, it is cheesy.
Construction joke? Still working on it.
A wheelchair joke! No, those are lame.

....WHY?!

 

[orpington13]

....WHY?!

*in retard voice* Why what?