TheLukeMeister's Chat Thread!!!

[orpington13]

Why did the Italians build a glass-bottomed boat?
















So they could see their navy

 

[micah wotring]

XD, Hows this. A mother and her kids were at the table getting ready to eat. The father comes in mad as a wet hen and yells at them "who pushed the out house into the river?" Nobody answered. Finally he calms down and said "Now, kids, when George Washington was little he chopped down a cherry tree and when his pa asked him who done it he told him the truth. And because George Washington told the truth his pa didn't spank him. Now, who pushed the out house into the river?" One of the kids sheepishly walked up to his father and said "I d-d-d... I did." The father put 'm over his knee and gave him a lickin'. The poor kid looked back up at his pa and said "George Washington told the truth and didn't get spanked why did you spank me??" His pa leaned over until their noses touched and said "His pa wasn't sittin' in tha tree."

XD

 

[orpington13]

XD, Hows this. A mother and her kids were at the table getting ready to eat. The father comes in mad as a wet hen and yells at them "who pushed the out house into the river?" Nobody answered. Finally he calms down and said "Now, kids, when George Washington was little he chopped down a cherry tree and when his pa asked him who done it he told him the truth. And because George Washington told the truth his pa didn't spank him. Now, who pushed the out house into the river?" One of the kids sheepishly walked up to his father and said "I d-d-d... I did." The father put 'm over his knee and gave him a lickin'. The poor kid looked back up at his pa and said "George Washington told the truth and didn't get spanked why did you spank me??" His pa leaned over until their noses touched and said "His pa wasn't sittin' in tha tree."

XD

 

[dan26552]

XD, Hows this. A mother and her kids were at the table getting ready to eat. The father comes in mad as a wet hen and yells at them "who pushed the out house into the river?" Nobody answered. Finally he calms down and said "Now, kids, when George Washington was little he chopped down a cherry tree and when his pa asked him who done it he told him the truth. And because George Washington told the truth his pa didn't spank him. Now, who pushed the out house into the river?" One of the kids sheepishly walked up to his father and said "I d-d-d... I did." The father put 'm over his knee and gave him a lickin'. The poor kid looked back up at his pa and said "George Washington told the truth and didn't get spanked why did you spank me??" His pa leaned over until their noses touched and said "His pa wasn't sittin' in tha tree."

XD

One thing, I've never seen a mad wet hen.

 

[micah wotring]

XD I free range so I've seen 'm wet! XD

 

[dan26552]

XD I free range so I've seen 'm wet! XD

So do I but I've never seen them mad.

 

[Garjzla]

*in retard voice* Why what?

 

[Garjzla]

XD, Hows this. A mother and her kids were at the table getting ready to eat. The father comes in mad as a wet hen and yells at them "who pushed the out house into the river?" Nobody answered. Finally he calms down and said "Now, kids, when George Washington was little he chopped down a cherry tree and when his pa asked him who done it he told him the truth. And because George Washington told the truth his pa didn't spank him. Now, who pushed the out house into the river?" One of the kids sheepishly walked up to his father and said "I d-d-d... I did." The father put 'm over his knee and gave him a lickin'. The poor kid looked back up at his pa and said "George Washington told the truth and didn't get spanked why did you spank me??" His pa leaned over until their noses touched and said "His pa wasn't sittin' in tha tree."

XD

Haha! Good one.

 

[micah wotring]

Same here Dan. I got it from a book and that's what it said so I just copied.

 

[orpington13]

Guess what, I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,