Lmfao, I LOVE wild turkeys, when I rode at the first horse stable I went to... we stayed there for like 5 years, anyway we had bought a horse by this time, and boarded him there, I was tacking him up in the aisle ahaha, and since it's wild turkey country, you expect them, but LMFAO this HUGE wild turkey flew/jumped up at the end of the aisle just above the dutch door, gobbling, flapping it's wings, and then down, and then up again in the same fashion, and my horse was LITERALLY, like this O____________O