Things only country kids would say:

[Countrywife]

My 15 year old son last week: "I'm trying to build a snowman, but the goats keep jumping up on it!"

anyone want to contribute?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

"Jessica is a hen not my sister!" This is what DD12 told her new neighbor friend yesterday

 

[Southernbelle]

"Mama, need a paper towel. Baby Chickie poopied on de floor again."

 

[Boyd]

my 9 year old carnivorous son....

Dad, he'd taste great with BBQ sauce!

Dad, Why do we have to dodge the deer? Isn't it easier to just run them over than chase them through the woods?

Dad, does squirrel taste as good as rabbit?

Dad, we need to do more fishing this summer. We ran out of fillets by feburary.

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

Mom, can I take the day off school tomorrow? It's opening day of my season (for hunting) and the weather is supposed to be perfect! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CherokeeCowgirl]

Can we ride it?

Are we going to eat it or keep it?

Can I take a bath with the pig?

Don't cook it, we can hatch it!!!

 

[Southernbelle]

Quote:
My little 4yo says this all the time!

 

[beerman]

Daddy said my chickens head fell off so we had to eat it

 

[gkeesling]

papaw, I wanna go out and feed the cows. Can I pet the little one? ( 4 yr. old grandson)

 

[happyhensny]

"It's just a little poop on my coat, it'll be fine."

This little angel told me that the other day.