Things that I have said to my chickens

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by lidy banny woo, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. lidy banny woo

    lidy banny woo Out Of The Brooder

    "Wow, Nellie! You've done really good! I've been holding you for almost 15 seconds and you haven't gotten carsick on me yet! Good girl! Good girly!"

    "Yes, old boy, I am taking you to the breeding pen today. I know you like your nice warm spot in the barn, but I'm taking you to breed with the hens. I can do that. I'm powerful."

    "Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"
     
  2. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    Wherever Angel is~
    *facepalm*
     
  3. BirdyMe

    BirdyMe Chillin' With My Peeps

    "Get in there, Bird-brain!"

    "Dude, don't even try to go after that old hen. You will be so hen-pecked afterwards...."
    :)
     
  4. NixNoodleNumbat

    NixNoodleNumbat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 1, 2011
    Australia
    "Hey lovelies! Look at that, it's a fox. You should probably run."
    Don't worry, I got rid of the fox and no chickens were hurt.
     
  5. Lovely Emily

    Lovely Emily Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Here chick-chick-chick-chick!"
     
  6. miss heny

    miss heny Genetic Expert in learning Premium Member

    "ceaser, you should really stop getting into fights"

    "i swear rooster you got 9 lives or something!"

    this guy survide 3 or 6 dog attacks,and a big fight with a roo that nearly got him killed 0-0
     
  7. wildriverswolf90

    wildriverswolf90 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    “OMG! Put that dead mouse down NOW!”

    “don't peck me Sweetie, I just want to check the eggs, good girl, don't peck, good girls don't peck……………OWWWWWWWW you evil raptor bird!”

    “OMG! What are doing get out of my kitchen, out out out! Why were you in the sink? O my an egg! GOOD GIRL!”
     
  8. Lovely Emily

    Lovely Emily Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Hi there little fellow! You're so cute! Your mama had so much fun in her mental transe that she almost starved to death while she was cooking you in your egg!"
     
  9. FarmCoe

    FarmCoe Flock Mistress

    May 22, 2010
    Planet Earth
    I have actually said this before....

    *facepalm*
     
  10. Disco Hen

    Disco Hen Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 7, 2012
    Sonoma CA
    Oh Misty you are such a good broody!
    Ouch! You pecked me!
     

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