Things that I have said to my chickens

[lidy banny woo]

"Wow, Nellie! You've done really good! I've been holding you for almost 15 seconds and you haven't gotten carsick on me yet! Good girl! Good girly!"

"Yes, old boy, I am taking you to the breeding pen today. I know you like your nice warm spot in the barn, but I'm taking you to breed with the hens. I can do that. I'm powerful."

"Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"

 

[TechnoCat]

*facepalm*

 

[BirdyMe]

"Get in there, Bird-brain!"

"Dude, don't even try to go after that old hen. You will be so hen-pecked afterwards...."

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

"Hey lovelies! Look at that, it's a fox. You should probably run."
Don't worry, I got rid of the fox and no chickens were hurt.

 

[Lovely Emily]

"Here chick-chick-chick-chick!"

 

[miss heny]

"ceaser, you should really stop getting into fights"

"i swear rooster you got 9 lives or something!"

this guy survide 3 or 6 dog attacks,and a big fight with a roo that nearly got him killed 0-0

 

[wildriverswolf90]

“OMG! Put that dead mouse down NOW!”

“don't peck me Sweetie, I just want to check the eggs, good girl, don't peck, good girls don't peck……………OWWWWWWWW you evil raptor bird!”

“OMG! What are doing get out of my kitchen, out out out! Why were you in the sink? O my an egg! GOOD GIRL!”

 

[Lovely Emily]

"Hi there little fellow! You're so cute! Your mama had so much fun in her mental transe that she almost starved to death while she was cooking you in your egg!"

 

[FarmCoe]

"Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"

I have actually said this before....

*facepalm*

 

[Disco Hen]

Oh Misty you are such a good broody!
Ouch! You pecked me!