"Wow, Nellie! You've done really good! I've been holding you for almost 15 seconds and you haven't gotten carsick on me yet! Good girl! Good girly!" "Yes, old boy, I am taking you to the breeding pen today. I know you like your nice warm spot in the barn, but I'm taking you to breed with the hens. I can do that. I'm powerful." "Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"