Things You Can Learn From Chickens

[mnchickenlady]

Ok, this is a stretch, but it does describe chicken behaviors!

Things You Can Learn From Chickens

If you think you might be in danger warn every one else loudly.
Don't be afraid to proudly tell your friends your accomplishments.
Wake up every morning with a song.
Enjoy your food.
Go to bed at a decent hour.
Don't be afraid to dig for the truth (or freedom).
Make your nest as comfy as you can and share it with your friends.
Life is much better if you have someone to roost with.
Don't be too proud to scream loudly.
Run if you think something is going to hurt you.
Scream loud enough to warn your friends and run in a crazy zig zag fashion to
throw off your pursuer.
Everyone does a little better when they have some sunshine.

 

[ChickaBamBam]

Love that!
Think I might print it and hang it on the fridge

 

[A.T. Hagan]

If someone else has something you want and you think you can take it from them then do so. If you find you cannot then run away crying and plotting your revenge.

Life is not fair. If you're meaner then you get to be first. At everything.

No one loves a cripple. Or a sicko. And especially not the new lonely girl!

Boasting and bragging all day long is OK.

If someone is sitting in the chair that you want then hit them until they leave. If that doesn't work then sit on them.

Only the bad chickens get eaten by predators. Forget about them and go about your business.

The only natural sin is to be weak.




OH, wait, you were talking about the GOOD things we can learn from chickens weren't you!