Things you wish you could say

[tripletfeb]

A lunk alarm at Planet Fitness is an alarm that goes off if someone drops their weights after lifting. For example, they lifted heavy and dropped the weights and bar down. I've never heard of it going off for large water bottles. The Planet Fitness I go to with my sister doesn't go off for gallon jugs

 

[ShrekDawg]

A lunk alarm at Planet Fitness is an alarm that goes off if someone drops their weights after lifting. For example, they lifted heavy and dropped the weights and bar down. I've never heard of it going off for large water bottles. The Planet Fitness I go to with my sister doesn't go off for gallon jugs

Thank you! This explanation is much better LOL

 

[FrostRanger]

A lunk alarm at Planet Fitness is an alarm that goes off if someone drops their weights after lifting. For example, they lifted heavy and dropped the weights and bar down. I've never heard of it going off for large water bottles. The Planet Fitness I go to with my sister doesn't go off for gallon jugs

Some locations are definitely more chill than others - ours *is* actually chill as well and I've never heard the lunk alarm go off, that said, drinking from a 1 gallon jug was listed on the sign defining what a lunk is in the gym even though in practice I doubt anyone cares, even so it's just the principle of the thing

 

[thecatumbrella]

I'm not in over my head with this article, and it's going to come out great. Dr. Poultry DVM, himself, will congratulate me on my accuracy and commitment to medical excellence. The article will be published in a prestigious journal, crappy photos and all, and I'll live off the proceeds until I pass in my sleep at the ripe old age of 103.3, because that was my favorite oldies station before they started playing Led Zeppelin, which is not "oldies", though I suppose it is once you live long enough.