I am tellin you there are some bad little gremlins running around here this week! And it always involveds me in the bathroom!!! We have two restrooms here and far more women than men, so the women use the mens when the other is full.
So I am in the mens room, and someone tries the knob, which is not unusual. Then again. Then again. Then banging on the door and someone hollers IS ANYONE IN THERE? YES! I hollered back. When I am ready to leave, I open to the door to find a guy standing there and I told him when the door is locked it means someone is in there, because I didn't lock it and climb out the window. So he goes in there. When he comes out, my boss is standing there yelling at this guy "This isn't a public restroom" The guy is yelling back that is says MEN!
Then he starts in the hallway yelling at people, goes into the parking lot and starts yelling at drivers! Turns out he is here to pick one of the drivers who is sick. My boss winds up going out there and telling him to get off the property NOW. He is still out there....