this one is for magicpigeon

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dear me!
you are not far off, dear stalker
although I do not have a pointy nose
or dark horses

I hope he did not
muck up your dress
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Haha I did not wear no typical dress
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It had a little "tail" made of felt sewn to the back
And I wore a comb hat

Admit it,
Isn't that what every guy wants?
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I can imagine
rather swanky
a dress with a tail...
have not, I do not think, ever seen a comb hat
haha

every guy... well, he wants a stalker
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Quote:
Haha I did not wear no typical dress
wink.png

It had a little "tail" made of felt sewn to the back
And I wore a comb hat

Admit it,
Isn't that what every guy wants?
lol.png


I can imagine
rather swanky
a dress with a tail...
have not, I do not think, ever seen a comb hat
haha

every guy... well, he wants a stalker
wink.png


Trust me on this one...
The hens know the secret-
A tail DOES reduce the sizeof your butt
By rather a lot
However now you know the secret...
I will have to hunt you down....
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Quote:
I can imagine
rather swanky
a dress with a tail...
have not, I do not think, ever seen a comb hat
haha

every guy... well, he wants a stalker
wink.png


Trust me on this one...
The hens know the secret-
A tail DOES reduce the sizeof your butt
By rather a lot
However now you know the secret...
I will have to hunt you down....
tongue.png


do you not stalk me enough already?!
do you have to find me
and show me how a tail
can reduce the apparent size
of my buttocks?!

the hen knows all...
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be wise my friend
 
Quote:
Trust me on this one...
The hens know the secret-
A tail DOES reduce the sizeof your butt
By rather a lot
However now you know the secret...
I will have to hunt you down....
tongue.png


do you not stalk me enough already?!
do you have to find me
and show me how a tail
can reduce the apparent size
of my buttocks?!

the hen knows all...
old.gif

be wise my friend

Oh, this isn't stalking... you want to know what REAL stalking is?
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Though, considering how many flight miles you have acquired
I will assume you do not need to know the refining art of butt-shrinking
Seeing as you already do enough excersze..


As opposed to dear Magicpigeon who failed PDHPE in year 8 with only 41/100...
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Quote:
"My horses, they get quite tangled, and I have to get them cut once in a while..."
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'I comb my hair's horse'
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Darn, you win
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Quote:
do you not stalk me enough already?!
do you have to find me
and show me how a tail
can reduce the apparent size
of my buttocks?!

the hen knows all...
old.gif

be wise my friend

Oh, this isn't stalking... you want to know what REAL stalking is?
tongue.png

Though, considering how many flight miles you have acquired
I will assume you do not need to know the refining art of butt-shrinking
Seeing as you already do enough excersze..


As opposed to dear Magicpigeon who failed PDHPE in year 8 with only 41/100...
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I do, if you would
kindly enlighten me!

my flight miles are something
which I am considerably proud of...!
it is okay
there are usually empty seats around
considering the odd times
intl flights leave at
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holy cow we had to do that
terrible subject until "year 10".....
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joy
 
Quote:
'I comb my hair's horse'
gig.gif


Darn, you win
smack.gif
yuckyuck.gif
lau.gif


out of ideas, Dear stalker?
oh and it is four in the morning
I must really be something

*pummels chest*
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