Those Almost-Good Photos...

[ParanoidAndroid]

 

[JnAP]

Meet Bertha...

 

[Mother of Chaos]

This will sound like a joke, but I swear it is legit. Get your chicken lined up in frame and make a fart noise. They'll shoot their head up and hold still just long enough to get the shot.

Many of my best photos are fart-based.

Ok, I had to try it with the babies. After seeing nothing but butts and heads cleaning wingpits, I made The Noise. And it worked!

Apparently the sole reason that I have chickens in my life is so that the Universe should have some fun at my expense.

 

[thecatumbrella]

Ok, I had to try it with the babies. After seeing nothing but butts and heads cleaning wingpits, I made The Noise. And it worked!

Apparently the sole reason that I have chickens in my life is so that the Universe should have some fun at my expense.

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And look at that. Beautiful photos.

 

[thecatumbrella]

Okay this is for you @thecatumbrella

When they were young- trying to get a photo of one drinking water after hatching- and of course it looks like chickens are fused together.

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Oh my gosh, I just saw this! What is happening guys?!