Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[JONNIEGIRL]

insecticides do kill

 

[iawoodchip]

So the husband

 

[JONNIEGIRL]

washed the dishes

 

[iawoodchip]

to avoid arguing

 

[Becky HENsen]

Then went to

 

[sourland]

his favorite tavern

 

[iawoodchip]

for a brew

 

[sourland]

or perhaps several

 

[JONNIEGIRL]

And passed out

 

[sourland]

in a snowbank