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bagged up quickly

 

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greedy customers fled

 

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with free gifts

 

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tied in ribbons

 

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and some confetti

 

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but when opened

 

[JONNIEGIRL]

was full of

 

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nuclear Zombie parts!

 

[JONNIEGIRL]

dripping YELLOW blood

 

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burning through shoes