Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[draye]

Spread his tail

 

[sourland]

and strutted purposefully

 

[draye]

toward the henhouse

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Tripping on a

 

[rIrs roost]

Mosquito turd ball.

 

[LittleLakePhil]

He fell over

 

[rIrs roost]

Face first in

 

[sourland]

a fermented feed

 

[draye]

Got drunk and

 

[rIrs roost]

Peed all over