Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[draye]

Somebody's pet that

 

[sourland]

has been microchipped

 

[draye]

And was convulsing

 

[sourland]

with uncontrolled laughter

 

[draye]

At his humans

 

[sourland]

as they dodged

 

[BantamLover55]

the Loch Ness

 

[theoldchick]

monster stampeding for

 

[draye]

Dry land, lunging

 

[BantamLover55]

at everything nearby