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[rIrs roost]

A check for

 

[Tumbling K]

$.75 to give

 

[sourland]

an early Christmas

 

[Tumbling K]

gift to the

 

[sourland]

troll living beneath

 

[Tumbling K]

the chicken coop

 

[sourland]

subsisting on eggs

 

[draye]

and Jerusalem artichokes

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Which are tasteless

 

[sourland]

and cause excessive