Time to rearrange the furniture?

[Spookwriter]

Apparently I am supposed to rearrange the daughters
bedroom tonight. I have to repaint the room soon? Just
painted it last year.

My wife tells me we have a new desk coming Thursday?
I have to pick it up?

Say what?

I just replaced the vanity in the guest bath Sunday...during
the Nascar race no less. The old one was the "wrong color"
all of a sudden.

I just hate being old...no one tells me these things anymore.
They don't even discuss it with me.

What happened to the days when a man was king of his castle?
How come I'm not king no more?

I woke up this morning to find our outside dog, the big goofy lab,
laying on our living room carpet. ...It was raining last night, thunder
storm, and my wife didn't want the dog to be scared. Duh...dog has
been outside the last five years. He lives in a two car garage.

Did I mention the living room is new? New carpet, new furniture not
long ago. Do I LOOK like I want a big stinky dog in my house?

.....

I told my Dear Wife I was going to go postal...she told me to get the
mail while I was there....(we have a PO Box) I don't think she's scared
of me anymore. Doesn't she know I'm still supposed to be in charge?

What happened?

 

[redhen]

Its cause she knows you're really a big softie...

 

[ranchhand]

I'd type, but I just snorted iced tea and can't.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Poor Spookwriter.

Why dontcha just sit down, have a few donuts and get ready to go pick that furniture up?!

 

[theoldchick]

Is she going broody? Sounds like she's nesting with all that furniture moving going on. Or if she's on the other end of hormone scale she could be menopausal. Either way tread carefully. Just do what she tells you and make no sudden moves or decisions on your own.

Oh, and just a warning, her sense of smell will improve to the point that she'll note any odd odor within a mile of the house. You poor soul, you best move into the chicken coop.

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:
I have no answer to that, it doesn't need one.

 

[Spookwriter]

This has just not been my week...

I knew someone was going to mention my donuts...I'm
mad with the love of my life, the Donut Lady... I havn't said
anything because I didn't want you people teasing me.

I caught her cheating on me... I went in last Saturday morning and
found another man eating the last chocolate eclair. He was even
setting on my stool !!! It was the LAST donut...!!! I'm a fat guy...
do you think I want to wait until Monday for a fresh donut? I'll starve
to death....

Tonight, my wife had the nerve to laugh at me...The nerve of that
woman....I was showing my daughter how to throw M&M's in the air
and catch them in my mouth without missing....of course, I was using
my big new funnel....I don't miss as many candies that way...but to
LAUGH at me? It was uncalled for....

And my daughters bedroom suit isn't small, and it isn't light. Some goofy
Italian set...solid wood thing.

This has not been my week at all...

 

[schellie69]

Thanks for the laugh,. I can see my DH saying something like this.

 

[KristyHall]

what do you mean there was a time a man was king? There was such a time? My mother is Cherokee, pre-European the women ruled the household.

This man ruling thing is a foreign concept to me.

You're just weird Spookwriter.