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Job at the FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists:
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal
door and handed
Him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my
wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the
walls.. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists:
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal
door and handed
Him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my
wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the
walls.. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
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