To Funny not to share......

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by HarlansHollowFarms, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    Job at the FBI



    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
    were 3 finalists:

    Two men and a woman.
    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal
    door and handed

    Him a gun.
    'We must know that you will follow your

    Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

    In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

    Never shoot my wife.'
    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

    For this job. Take your wife and go home.'
    The second man was given the same instructions.
    He took the gun and went into the room. All was

    Quiet for about 5 minutes.
    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my
    wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

    Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions,
    to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the
    walls.. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and
    there stood the

    Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

    Beat him to death with the chair.'



    MORAL:
    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 23, 2009
  2. byrandom

    byrandom Chillin' With My Peeps

    391
    1
    131
    Sep 22, 2008
    Terrell, TX
    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Duncan

    Duncan Out Of The Brooder

    52
    0
    29
    Mar 12, 2009
    Duncan, SC
    That sounds like my wife. The problem is she would have checked the gun first to make sure it had real bullets![​IMG]
     
  4. pdsavage

    pdsavage Sussex Monarch

    Mar 27, 2008
    NW,Missouri
    OMG so funny....
     
  5. WiseChicks

    WiseChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    900
    2
    141
    Dec 16, 2008
    Hudson, WI
    hmmm.... I am sending that to a certain male of my acquaintance.... Then I'm gonna go find a chair....



    Quote:
     
  6. starryeyes

    starryeyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    294
    0
    129
    Apr 3, 2009
    [​IMG][​IMG]: OMG to funny
     
  7. patyrdz

    patyrdz The Madd Hatcher

    Feb 26, 2009
    Southern Pines, NC
    [​IMG]


    Edited to say... Oh the shame of liking that too much!! [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2009
  8. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    trying to figure out how to link to video.....
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 23, 2009
  9. CrimsonRose

    CrimsonRose Chillin' With My Peeps

    212
    8
    111
    Nov 7, 2008
    Southern Ohio
    Oh my that is Soooo bad..... but I can't stop laughing.... got to read this one to hubby...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. baldie

    baldie Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 25, 2008
    Douglas, MA
    Awesome!!! Woman Rock!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by