todays chicken joke

[hatchcrazzzy]

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

 

[Lunachick]

(crickets chirping)

 

[Wolfpacker]

Here's one:

A man goes to the butcher and buys a chicken. He gets it home and discovers one of the legs is shorter than the other, so he takes it back to the butcher.

"One of this chicken's legs is shorter than the other," he explains.

"Well whatta ya wanna do," the butcher asks, "eat it or dance with it?"

Ba dum bum!

 

[SHELLY]

Ya'll are funny people. I sit in my office reading this stuff and laughing out loud. My secretary thinks I'm on something!

Keep it up!

 

[SpottedCrow]

LOL!!!

 

[jpc2]

This was my fortune cookie when I logged in to my server
this morning......

During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon
an aggressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this,
the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!"

 

[Galaxie_Man]

Here's a couple:

If a two door chicken house is called a chicken coop, what is a four door chicken house called? A chicken sedan.



Edited by moderator.

 

[Blondie]

Galaxie man - I guess the moderator didn't like your second joke because it's not there!!!

 

[Galaxie_Man]

Quote:
And I tried to clean it up, kinda like they do swears in the comic strips. If you want the real deal shoot me an e-mail.