Toddlers are Quackers

[BullChick]

Good morning lovelies!!! My boys are getting their chosen chooks ready good the TSC poultry show on saturday. I am preparing to do in my Roo ( he is my first roo and one we never planned on having to execute)

In other news they boys went through their rooms again and I am backed up on laundry AGAIN.

I need more coffee

Irony: I swear I thought I had coffee for you. For a while!! In my (weak) defense, I'm not really functioning in the morning.

Omfg!!! My mil and her boyfriend call as they are pulling into the driveway to let me know they are coming to get the boys for the day. Bird is running around in his underwear the house is a mess I have no bra on my Shepherd is loose and I have no time to do anything. They walk in I have barely enough time to grab my Shepherd mid lunge and tell at the boys to get ready to go. Then she says something about taking them two hours away like that's even remotely ok. And her boyfriend tries to pet the dog as he is in full cujo more here and mil is all like "oh I don't think he would hurt anyone"

 

[room onthebroom]

Omfg!!! My mil and her boyfriend call as they are pulling into the driveway to let me know they are coming to get the boys for the day. Bird is running around in his underwear the house is a mess I have no bra on my Shepherd is loose and I have no time to do anything. They walk in I have barely enough time to grab my Shepherd mid lunge and tell at the boys to get ready to go. Then she says something about taking them two hours away like that's even remotely ok. And her boyfriend tries to pet the dog as he is in full cujo more here and mil is all like "oh I don't think he would hurt anyone"

That is completely uncool! Why don't you tell her she cant do that? My unsolicited advice... Never worry about being rude to someone whos being rude... They were rude first!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

not really I still have Killi and my mom sent one of her more troubled fosters for a couple days

thats unfortunate (the foster, not killi)

 

[MayhemMarr]

Irony: I swear I thought I had coffee for you. For a while!! In my (weak) defense, I'm not really functioning in the morning.

lol you're good hubby is home now so I'm baking cookies and he has Killi

 

[MayhemMarr]

​That is completely uncool! Why don't you tell her she cant do that? My unsolicited advice... Never worry about being rude to someone whos being rude... They were rude first!

hubby said the same thing

 

[MayhemMarr]

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thats unfortunate (the foster, not killi)

She's not that bad at least not here she has some major lying issues and sticky fingers at home but it only seems to be for junk food and make up which I don't really have any of either lol

 

[BullChick]

Pregnancy Q & A



Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children are enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes collage.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air currant.

Q: When is the best time to get an Epidural?

A: Right after you find out that you are pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything that I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife be able to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in collage

 

[BullChick]

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Good morning Abi

 

[BullChick]

I literally just broke out in a cold sweat!
Duckling brought some egg baskets upstairs. On her way down, she left one on the first step down. Had I not happened to look down, and see the shadow of it, I honestly don't know what would have become of us. I would have probably fallen forward, and crushed her.