Toddlers are Quackers

[BullChick]

I bought them “too big” because it’s what I saw first in the bin.

Good grief, her feet are suddenly big!

 

[BullChick]

The child that’s been wasting food for days asked me to serve her a lobster tomorrow.
I don’t kill lobster, and I don’t serve it to a preschooler. Never mind buying the thing!!
That is the last time I ask if she wants pancakes for breakfast!

 

[Phage]

The child that’s been wasting food for days asked me to serve her a lobster tomorrow.
I don’t kill lobster, and I don’t serve it to a preschooler. Never mind buying the thing!!
That is the last time I ask if she wants pancakes for breakfast!

I think she is playing you - who likes lobster anyway - especially when you are 4 years old!!!!

 

[BullChick]

A child that goes to Red Lobster a lot, and even told me what comes with different meals.

 

[BullChick]

She did eat pancakes. It’s still pretty funny that she asked for lobster when offered pancakes.

 

[BullChick]

Ever wonder how you got along in life before closing the bathroom door, and calling out, “why are there socks on the doorknob?”

 

[BullChick]

Holiday in Handcuffs stars:
Mario Lopez

And Melissa Joan Hart.

It’s a pretty good movie. Did I mention he’s in it?

 

[BullChick]

Duckling helped me make a piñata for my family Christmas, and she said she wanted one for every birthday. I told her she could definitely have that. There’s literally no reason she can’t.
I was getting ready to make one for Easter, and ordering more supplies. It was then I saw the pull string piñatas with an included stick (and cheap fillers that are trash). I’m familiar with these, and I now wonder if I should just get one. They are about $15-20, while making one is $6-8. The pull string means I can put a toy in there that bashing might break. Decisions, decisions.
@DwayneNLiz

 

[Phage]

But isn't the whole point of a piñata is to be able to whack the heck out of something and not get arrested???

 

[BullChick]