Toddlers are Quackers

[BantyChooks]

Be there in ten!

 

[BullChick]

It's been 12.

 

[BantyChooks]

I kinda got lost.... Oh look, a duck!

 

[BullChick]

Since a certain someone is not around to eat the sausage I bought, and my freezer was too full to put in the meat I just bought, I had to get some stuff out. Not the bacon. That is for cooking the duck.

The chops... They are "sell by" the 14th, and I am sure they are still fine, but the two on the bottom were looking like I didn't want to freeze them for later. They are big chops too! I got them for grilling. I am thinking I will just put them in the oven though. Especially because of the heat. But, in the oven I know they are properly cooked. If they taste off, I know they turned.
So, I was going to give someone food poisoning!

 

[BantyChooks]

Since a certain someone is not around to eat the sausage I bought, and my freezer was too full to put in the meat I just bought, I had to get some stuff out. Not the bacon. That is for cooking the duck.

The chops... They are "sell by" the 14th, and I am sure they are still fine, but the two on the bottom were looking like I didn't want to freeze them for later. They are big chops too! I got them for grilling. I am thinking I will just put them in the oven though. Especially because of the heat. But, in the oven I know they are properly cooked. If they taste off, I know they turned.
So, I was going to give someone food poisoning!

 

[BullChick]

Well, I am being honest about it!
I do seriously wish I had company this morning. I need to have conversation with someone that is out of diapers, and with the IQ of a toaster at least.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

I would not want to be the vet that did that. 

my mom had one as a pet when she was growing up

He said he would give me a positive sign, then typed, "+"
I smacked about fifty times (IDK how many, but...) and he asked how I got them to smack in unison? I then smacked him again. A lot. And he liked it!  

I did know they could be debagged. Or whatever. Daytona in 2008 someone had one in a dog stroller.

Lol, just have to have their sent glands removed. I was in Daytona in 2006

I also asked if anyone wanted breakfast.
Biscuits and sausage gravy (I will even make the biscuits round if ya want)
sourdough or regular pancakes
Canada or Vermont syrup
Pork chops
Eggs of course.
OJ (Tropicana)
Welch's grape juice
Mott's apple juice
I can make some tomato juice
coffee
tea
Aquafina
Fireball
Jack

yes please sounds delicious!

 

[BantyChooks]

Well, I am being honest about it!
I do seriously wish I had company this morning. I need to have conversation with someone that is out of diapers, and with the IQ of a toaster at least.

Thank you for making me laugh so hard that if I was drinking coffee, it'd be all over my screen.....

I'm pretty sure I'm just a tad smarter than a toaster.

I wish I really could come over!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

I wish you lived closer to me
And I am sure duckling has a higher in than a toaster or both of her biological parents combined

 

[BullChick]

I wish you lived closer to me

And I am sure duckling has a higher in than a toaster or both of her biological parents combined

That is why I added that they should be out of diapers. She is smart. We always (okay, we should always) think our kid is so smart. I know she picked up sign language (I think she calls it bambage) really fast. Even if she won't tell me the sign I want all the time. She is a toddler. She even showed me on and off yesterday. The kid is definitely smarter than a toaster.