Hey, Berts, busy and illuminating for sure. Did you know that I am a stabilizing force?

Ohhh! I thought you just didn't want to tell me that you found a better subject.
40 miles, huh?
Thank you.
The cup was the float, wine was drunk and beer in the glass. Which would you like?
Which is.....?
Berts wins the award for longest commute to and from work, ever. (Except for the crew of the ISS)