Toddlers are Quackers

[DwayneNLiz]

Banana!

durn it why did i step away for 2 secs!!!

dawwww shes so cute

 

[BullChick]

Idk.
So, it was winter. Most of the flock was done with the snow already. Sheryl Crow was the only one that wanted to go outside ... She thought! She was my adventurous one! She jumped over the low wall, and ran out the door. She did not get very far before she realized that her feet were cold and wet. I picked her up, and brought her back into the coop. Duckling was looking at the other birds in the other side of the coop (2 rooms). I told her to hold out her arms, and put the chicken in them. She did not know what I was going to do, because she was not even looking at me. Neither she nor the bird moved a muscle! I finally told her she could put the chicken down if she wanted to. She bent down, and slowly released Sheryl. Sheryl did not so much as flap her wings. It was so awesome!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

grrrr

she is very cute

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: I have an old wife, and she's never once said that

 

[BullChick]

Thank you.

 

[BullChick]

Last week while at Walmart with my brother in law, a woman said Duckling looked just like me. I told her that I was just the aunt, and said he was the father. She said, "Well, she looks just like you. And she's adorable!"

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Last week while at Walmart with my brother in law, a woman said Duckling looked just like me. I told her that I was just the aunt, and said he was the father. She said, "Well, she looks just like you. And she's adorable!"

well i agree with the lady
lol

 

[Pork Pie]

I have an old wife, and she's never once said that 

Better hang onto her then! But you have failed to mention any other claptrap that may occasionally be heard

 

[DwayneNLiz]

my child looks like her dad and NOTHING like me
people think she isnt mine quite often

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: I have sudden onset of selective hearing loss once in a while