Toddlers are Quackers

[Cyneswith]

Jehovah's Witness came to the door. They got an earful. About the cat and the baby chicks and how his sister fell on Pecks and broke her neck and we buried her and he was gonna get a tombstone but tombstones are expensive (did you know?) and sometimes ZOMBIES come out of graves ("You know that's not a real-world thing, buddy" - yeah I know, but they are in games...) and do you wanna come see our baby chicks? The black ones don't like people, but Fluttershy does and so does the other yellow one and sometimes the gray ones but the black ones go PEEP PEEP PEEP when you pick them up and you should come see them and that's my sister...

They were laughing too hard to proselytize.

 

[BullChick]

 

[BullChick]

When Duckling stuck her finger in the hamster cage, I laughed. She can't act offended when she does something she knows is wrong.
Unfortunately, Teddy really bit her. I saw blood covering her neck and shoulder. I knew it had to be from her hand. Sure enough, it was covering her hand and running down her arm (which was obviously raised). I didn't think she would ever stop bleeding! The numbness wore off when I was washing the finger. Paw Patrol bandages made her feel better. I put on the first, and she soaked right through. I finally applied pressure for a solid five minutes. That did it. The second bandage made her stop glaring at me. She really didn't want me to hold her hand still.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Wow, I didn't know hamsters bit that hard

 

[BullChick]

Me neither. Maybe it was just coincidence. Like maybe she moved her finger just right as she was pulling it away.

 

[Cyneswith]

Rodents can be nasty little blighters - rats wouldn't have their reputation otherwise. And hamsters are cuter versions of rats.

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[hlhutchinson]

She made a chicken today and has played with it all day

 

[BullChick]

View attachment 1143173 She made a chicken today and has played with it all day

She's so CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!'

 

[BullChick]

I can't see much of the music. Piano?

 

[hlhutchinson]

I can't see much of the music. Piano?

Yes, my husband plays a bit and my son is taking lessons, I was blessed with no music ability what so ever