Toddlers are Quackers

[DwayneNLiz]

I guess it’s just a kid thing. Though at her age, we changed our underwear every morning and every night.

mine changes hers 2x a day

We’ve had about an inch of snow a time or two, but the salt trucks/plows didn’t have to come out. The salt trucks did have to come today. We were only expecting a dusting today, but got about a quarter inch or so. Enough for Duckling to make her first snow angel of the year. She really wanted me to make one. She even offered to brush me off. Then she began racing around with her shovel. She slipped on the icy driveway. She didn’t get hurt somehow. She didn’t stop running on the driveway either!
It was so dark and cold, but she had to burn off energy. It was also a good time to bring out water. Hopefully it doesn’t freeze too hard for the birds to break through tomorrow.
Then.... I don’t trust Santa numbers because there are some that are not what you want. Churches that are against Santa, or mean people that just want to be jerks. I’ve seen several bad reviews. It finally dawned on me that I have a large family. My youngest brother let Duckling call him. It was so funny! I could have her call anyone, and she’s fine. But this was SANTA CLAUS!!!!
I really appreciate my brother doing it.

glad she didnt bump her head and thats great that your brother played along!! So, did you make a snow angel??

 

[DwayneNLiz]

good morning!

 

[BullChick]

No, no snow angel for me. Too many loose dogs pooping in the yard. I need enough snow to cover it all up. Like a foot!

 

[BullChick]

She was too tired to realize she had to pee. So now she’s all clean. She also went again in the potty.
I’m always worried about something. I apologize for that. But...
She really seems afraid of accidents. She talks about it often, and is unsure about herself this morning because I won’t put a diaper (actually a Good Nite) on her. She just doesn’t want to get into trouble. I can’t stand that her father has her so traumatized over something she conquered almost two years ago.

 

[Cyneswith]

Have you asked what her punishment is for accidents?

 

[Phage]

This sign is in the rest room at work. Kind of defeats the whole point of a bathroom

 

[Bantambird]

If this works, princess is the one not singing on the right. She goes to school three days a week while I am at work, and stays with Dad the rest of the time when I'm at work. She is a bit of a drama queen, and her brother shared a stomach bug with her that made her particularly obstinate.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

If this works, princess is the one not singing on the right. She goes to school three days a week while I am at work, and stays with Dad the rest of the time when I'm at work. She is a bit of a drama queen, and her brother shared a stomach bug with her that made her particularly obstinate.

mom, i see you watching me. may i get off the stage yet? pretty please???

 

[Cyneswith]

I've gotten 2 messages this evening asking what my kids want. My son has asked for ONE thing that costs $10 on Amazon. Over... and over... and over... My daughter, it's something different every time.

With one exception.

They both keep asking for a baby brother.

That ain't gonna happen. (I'm writing a musical about it, called "I never want to be pregnant again.")

 

[CapricornFarm]

I've gotten 2 messages this evening asking what my kids want. My son has asked to ONE thing that costs $10 on Amazon. Over... and over... and over... My daughter, it's something different every time.

With one exception.

They both keep asking for a baby brother.

That ain't gonna happen. (I'm writing a musical about it, called "I never want to be pregnant again.")

Well maybe you could have a little sister instead?
I got the little brother i asked for and he hates me. Can i send him back?