Toddlers are Quackers

[Cyneswith]

No cows (I don't handle cow's milk well). But we are seriously considering goats whenever I find time to put up REALLY good fences.

 

[BullChick]

I can say that I understand why it happened. She’s used to it, she knows she’s in a diaper, she was afraid I’d make her stay inside if she went in to go. But...
She’s almost four. She was fully potty trained here over two years ago. She also wore those wet pants for the past two hours (aprx), and never would have told me. If she weren’t so stinky from the cat pee next door, I wouldn’t have bathed her, and she would have gone to bed in what I would have assumed was a dry pull-up (so no need to change it tonight).
Why can’t everyone stop acting like she’s two, and peeing is no big deal? It’s gross now! Not to mention a lot of urine.
She will not pee her panties.

 

[BullChick]

“I’m cute because I’m wearing my cute hat!”

 

[BullChick]

Duckling was in her room playing. Since there’s not that much to play with, I asked if she was okay. Meanwhile, I was cleaning up dog urine (my fault).
“Yeah! I’m pooping! And my feet are up!”
There she was, naked on the hospital toilet, feet up on her rolling desk chair. I’m dealing with some things today, but she is definitely keeping me laughing despite the household issues.

 

[BullChick]

I slammed her fingers in the door a little while ago. I think I was crying more than her!
We went on a walk this morning. There was a pancake on the road. I only knew it was a chipmunk from the stripe on its back. She had to touch it. I didn’t flip out. I just laughed, and explained that roadkill wasn’t a petting zoo.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I slammed her fingers in the door a little while ago. I think I was crying more than her!
We went on a walk this morning. There was a pancake on the road. I only knew it was a chipmunk from the stripe on its back. She had to touch it. I didn’t flip out. I just laughed, and explained that roadkill wasn’t a petting zoo.

Oh no! I had a kid i was taking with my son to see Wrestling do that, shut the car door on his hand! Owie!

 

[BullChick]

I was just in a hotel restroom, and the toilet paper was pre-dirty.
I almost vomited!

 

[BullChick]

I went to a Build a Bear for the first time with my 11-yr-old niece. We both made rabbits with Trolls pajamas, and skipped the slippers, fold-out couch and bedding. I did get a backpack carrier (I missed that the bag on sale for $1 had armholes vs: just a logo bag). I also had “Hug time!” from Trolls added.
It was time to add the heart. You have to rub it in your ear for good listening, hair for something, and a pat for encouragement, etc. Duckling is a licker. So... after rubbing it in my bare armpit, I licked it instead of kissing it. I obviously didn’t think that out!

 

[BullChick]

“Are you comfy, Princess Poppy?”
It’s going to rain, so we’re sleeping on the porch/sunroom in her new sleeping bag.

She still doesn’t know her bunny talks.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

I assured you were moving to a new place. Then I decided you had abandoned us.

I am moving, I am spending all my free time packing

I have popped in a couple times to ask advice on my new dinner entrees

We celebrated 40 years of marriage today! Makes me wonder where the time went.

Congrats!!!!!



FYI Abi you are amazing