I was in the computer room and Ernie was doing the dishes...He comes in and says the birds are making wierd noises... So I go out and I see Buddy, the neighbour's GSP, pointing at the porch. Awww. crap! I didn't see either bird. I saw a quick flash of brown going a different direction. Buddy made a quick getaway, thankfully. I look under the porch and there's Penny pacing back and forth, because she's too afraid to remember how she got in there in the first place. I have to rip down part of the lattice to get her out. un But where is Obelisk?? Ernie volunteers to check Pete, the next door neighbour's yard. I go back in the porch and look under the chair where they sleep, in the air conditioner box where she goes in the winter, in Penny's carrier. She's nowhere to be seen. I finally look under the other chair and she's all twisted up, like she's trying to make herself the smallest she can be... She wouldn't come out until I bribed her with some Tender Vittles. I checked them both over and Thank the Gods, the both of them were ok. But if anything had happened, that dog would be stone cold dead! And I would've brought his carcass back home and tossed it on their lawn. This would've been the LAST TIME that dog ran loose.