Toothpaste thief... Are you serious???

With the way the world is today, someone somewhere has probably figured out a way to use toothpaste to make some kind of drug
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I saw that one too! lol She put the benadryl in a glass of wine first, so they'd think he drugged her wine. Since he was a dentist she got some special extra flouride toothpaste from his office.
 
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I saw that one too! lol She put the benadryl in a glass of wine first, so they'd think he drugged her wine. Since he was a dentist she got some special extra flouride toothpaste from his office.

That's actually funny actually.....dentists have much more concentrated forms of the stuff. I know they have this mouthwash fluoride treatment that is so strong it burns your tounge so bad it hurts for the rest of the day......seems like she'd go for something like that instead of toothpaste.
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My husband works retail and he is always surprised at what people steal. Normally, they leave the boxes and take the inners. He has found half empty boxes of tampons, carpet fresh that was partially empty and empty boxes of ziplock bags. A friend of ours told us that she found a half empty gallon of milk that someone had drunk and shoved on a different shelf. The milk was placed behind some items and had gone sour by the time she found it. Yuck.
 
It ought to be in the news or in the court records of this person LOL! I thought hairsprays was the kicker but this one shoots it way out of the ballpark!
 
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That thought did cross my mind... Or maybe its a way of concealing it... Empty out have the contents - poke a package in there - pop the lid back on and its ready to post.. I can imagine retrieving the package would get awfully messy though..
 
She'll have the whitest teeth in jail..
the other inmates will find her very attractive...
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Oh shoot, surprised I didn't think of that... QUICK let's outlaw it... then replace the active ingredient with baking soda... and then track anyone who buys a single tube and arrest anyone who buys adult for them and bubble gum flavor for the kids.
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Sorry, pet peeve.

And don't get me started on the baby formula being locked up because it's used to thin out drugs... least I THINK that's what the heck they do with it.

OMG... go to Home Depot or Lowes and ask them where the lye is... they will look at you like you just said "Hi I'm Hannibal and I'd love to have you for dinner'

Hmm... this line of thinking just made me think of a new siggy...
 

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