Why no barbecue sause? Do you have some special sause you use?
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Not at all. If the dog is on the owner's property it is a `good' dog. I'll compliment them on their fine `specimens'. If the dog is on our property it is chicken eating vermin no different than a blood sucking Northern Fowl Mite and will be dealt with summarily.
One of our neighbors (had to call because their dogs were chasing the deer through our woods and stacking them up in the corner of the fencing down by the road) asked if he could shoot our chickens and turkeys if they wandered on his property. I told him that if our velociraptors harassed/injured/killed his dogs I'd reimburse him for the cost of the bullets, pay all vet bills/replacement costs, pay any required civil settlement for depriving him of the right to use and enjoy his property as he saw fit, and provide him with a bottle of barbecue sauce to grill the birds. I also told him that I expected the same courtesy if his dogs got our chooks and turks, though I wouldn't require the barbecue sauce.