In my younger days I got a couple DUI's. So of course I had to do the time. At one group sit down we were playing a game. We were each givin a card and had to ask the group what their answer would be to the question. This was the best question and answer ever.
Question? If you could be any kind of plant what would you be?
Answer. Well what do you expect, everyone said marijuiana except me.
Question? Brad what kinda plant do you want to be?
Answer. Catnip. So I can get all the p*#$Y. No one had ever said that before and it blew the counslers up.
I can laugh about that because I haven't messed up since then, I don't drive if I ever do have a drink, because the one that put me there should have killed me.
Question? If you could be any kind of plant what would you be?
Answer. Well what do you expect, everyone said marijuiana except me.
Question? Brad what kinda plant do you want to be?
Answer. Catnip. So I can get all the p*#$Y. No one had ever said that before and it blew the counslers up.
I can laugh about that because I haven't messed up since then, I don't drive if I ever do have a drink, because the one that put me there should have killed me.