Troyergals Chat Thread!!!

[dan26552]

I still am. Been stalking old, old, OLD threads on BYC and typing on WattPad all night....

I see.

 

[micah wotring]

I just ate THE most fascinating bowl of oatmeal.
I don't usually eat oatmeal but this was one of those little packet ones that is almost pure sugar so I did. I was looking through the packets and there was like banana, brown sugar, maple syrup, and giraffe. Being the person I am I immediately chose giraffe. The directions said 'pour into bowl. Add up to 1/2 cup of hot water. Stir to find adventure animals.' So, I dump the little bag of oats and sugar dust into the bowl. I microwave(coz I'm lazy) some hot water and pour that in. I re-read the directions and begin to stir. 30 minutes later I'm sitting at the kitchen table furiously stirring a bunch of water which had started to turn white. After a while I'm starting to get a little suspicious. I'm not seeing any animals and I AM stirring. I re-read the directions. Maybe I just wasn't stirring hard enough...10 minutes later I am whipping that thing like I'm trying to make butter. Bowl is rocking back and forth, spoons are becoming a blur, small white drops are covering everything in sight. I stop and wait for the now paint-like liquid to slow to a mere 'whirl-pool'. I stir slowly in the opposite direction hoping to attract any 'adventure animals' in the immediate vicinity to the surface. Nothing. I did, however, find several small, white, raspberry-filled, malted milk balls. I chew on one, trying to decide if these were the 'Adventure Animals' spoken of on the directions.
Severely disappointed, I eat leftover spaghetti.


ETA:fixed spelling

 

[CP Chicken]

I just ate THE most fascinating bowl of oatmeal. I don't usually eat oatmeal but this was one of those little packet ones that is almost pure sugar so I did. I was looking through the packets and there was like banana, brown sugar, maple syrup, and giraffe. Being the person I am I immediately chose giraffe. The directions said 'pour into bowl. Add up to 1/2 cup of hot water. Stir to find adventure animals.' So, I dump the little bag of oats and sugar dust into the bowl. I microwave(coz I'm lazy) some hot water and pour that in. I re-read the directions and begin to stir. 30 minutes later I'm sitting at the kitchen table furiously stirring a bunch of water which had started to turn white. After a while I'm starting to get a little suspicious. I'm not seeing any animals and I AM stirring. I re-read the directions. Maybe I just wasn't stirring hard enough...10 minutes later I am whipping that thing like I'm trying to make butter. Bowl is rocking back and forth, spoons are becoming a blur, small white drops are covering everything in sight. I stop and wait for the now paint-like liquid to slow to a mere 'whirl-pool'. I stir slowly in the opposite direction hoping to attract any 'adventure animals' in the immediate vicinity to the surface. Nothing. I did, however, find several small, white, raspberry-filled, malted milk balls. I chew on one, trying to decide if these were the 'Adventure Animals' spoken of on the directions. Severely disappointed, I eat leftover spaghetti. ETA:fixed spelling

WHAT that was the strangest thing I've read! My sisters eat the kind of oatmeal but instead it is called "Dinosuar oatmeal"! I don't eat the oatmeal though because I prefer cream o' wheat.....

 

[micah wotring]

WHAT

that was the strangest thing I've read!

My sisters eat the kind of oatmeal but instead it is called "Dinosuar oatmeal"! I don't eat the oatmeal though because I prefer cream o' wheat.....

XD
I should start a book: Extraordinary Adventures in Everyday Life.

 

[CP Chicken]

XD

I should start a book: Extraordinary Adventures in Everyday Life.

Precisely!

 

[HeavensHens88]

Whyyyyyy, oh, whyyyyyyyyy did I stay up till 6:30 AM and get up an hour later?!?!?!?! My eyes look like Kindergarten glue projects...

 

[micah wotring]

Precisely!

It's actually really fun to clean the kitchen if you force yourself to balance a broom on one leg the entire time and not let it touch the floor
Ya know what we need? We need a gumball machine. I would install a nice heavy spring in it and when somebody (Specifically Joshua) comes along with a quarter it's shoot 'm. Even better, if I found a motion sensor! Oh boy...this I gotta do...

 

[CP Chicken]

Whyyyyyy, oh, whyyyyyyyyy did I stay up till 6:30 AM and get up an hour later?!?!?!?! My eyes look like Kindergarten glue projects...

No idea! How can you live with getting so little of sleep?? Lol

 

[dan26552]

I just ate THE most fascinating bowl of oatmeal. I don't usually eat oatmeal but this was one of those little packet ones that is almost pure sugar so I did. I was looking through the packets and there was like banana, brown sugar, maple syrup, and giraffe. Being the person I am I immediately chose giraffe. The directions said 'pour into bowl. Add up to 1/2 cup of hot water. Stir to find adventure animals.' So, I dump the little bag of oats and sugar dust into the bowl. I microwave(coz I'm lazy) some hot water and pour that in. I re-read the directions and begin to stir. 30 minutes later I'm sitting at the kitchen table furiously stirring a bunch of water which had started to turn white. After a while I'm starting to get a little suspicious. I'm not seeing any animals and I AM stirring. I re-read the directions. Maybe I just wasn't stirring hard enough...10 minutes later I am whipping that thing like I'm trying to make butter. Bowl is rocking back and forth, spoons are becoming a blur, small white drops are covering everything in sight. I stop and wait for the now paint-like liquid to slow to a mere 'whirl-pool'. I stir slowly in the opposite direction hoping to attract any 'adventure animals' in the immediate vicinity to the surface. Nothing. I did, however, find several small, white, raspberry-filled, malted milk balls. I chew on one, trying to decide if these were the 'Adventure Animals' spoken of on the directions. Severely disappointed, I eat leftover spaghetti. ETA:fixed spelling

 

[dan26552]

Lady Elaine almost stayed on her nest this morning, almost.