It was a typoZelda's looks ate her? Violent.![]()

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It was a typoZelda's looks ate her? Violent.![]()
My mom LOVES Dove chocolateThat's not too bad but I was talking about chocolate like Green And Blacks.
I don't get it that often.My mom LOVES Dove chocolate
Guys! You gonna get me in trouble if I don't stop laughing! I heard dad cough!Well, you know how the saying goes.
Looks ate the Zelda.
Well, the exact story:
I was laughing so much at "Zelda's" depiction of my drawing that I leaned against the living room wall, and therefore leaned against the cord to the massive cement/metal antique lamp on one of Mom's shelves, and therefore send it crashing down on my head. I don't remember where it hit me exactly, but I found myself on the ground, my head bleeding, and I typed that unintelligible message to you guys before serious becoming desperate. I got so dizzy that I could do nothing but wrap my arms around my knees and-
Cry. Yes, me, Sarah, began sobbing uncontrollably. I don't know about you guys, but I certainly do not wish to die before I'm an adult, no matter Who's waiting for me up There.
I have never felt so alone or scared in my life. -_-
And, yes, at that moment of utter despair, I came to the dramatic realization that death actually could be possible with a head injury like that. -_-
So I passed out, crying bloody tears.
I guess Mom got home soon after, and I woke up around 6 in this hospital feeling... I dunno, so terrible there's no words to describe it. -_-
Ya do.None of it was Zelda's fault.
End of story.
I sound so terribly serious, don't I?
OK. *shivers like a scared wolf-pup*None of it was Zelda's fault.
End of story.
I sound so terribly serious, don't I?