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Hi! So, what's wrong? :-(Right here![]()
Cool! We only have Garter snakes here.
Her name is E.T.That snake is so pretty!![]()
Cool!Her name is E.T.![]()
Do not read the spoiler if you don't really care about my life and this random vent outburst that really has no pertinence from one second to the next.So.
I just really needed to get all of this off my chest.
My apologies if you henceforth hate me.
So. Turns out my mother didn't find her newest boyfriend from FarmersOnly...
He's some dude that does forestry studies and mapping. That she met two days ago.
I know, I know, you're all like, "Okay, so why is she so ticked that her mother is now crushing on a guy that she met two days ago?!"
Okay. Let me explain.
First off, he's 32. My mother is 57.
Yeah, she's old.She had me really late.
And here's where I really start ranting.
OKAY SO I KNOW AGE BOUNDARIES DON'T REALLY APPLY TO ADULT RELATIONSHIPS.
BUT OVER TWENTY YEARS DIFFERENCE?!?! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WEIRD AND WRONG AND JUST NOT RIGHT IN MY BOOK. IT'S NOT RIGHT SOCIALLY AND THAT BIG OF A DIFFERENCE ISN'T EVEN TECHNICALLY THE SAME BREED OF PERSON.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER IS THINKING BUT SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE HERE.
Random text from this dude, "I don't know why, but I really like you."
YOU KNOW WHY YOU LIKE MY MOTHER?!?!
BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY PRETTY AND YOUNG-LOOKING FOR HER AGE AND SMART.
THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST IDIOTIC AND CHILDISH TEXT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
AND THE AUDACITY THIS DUDE HAS TO FLIRT WITH MY MOTHER.
FLIRT!!!!!!!!
LIKE THESE STUPID STEPPING-WAY-TOO-FAR-TEXTS.
HE'S CALLING MY MOTHER ANGEL. AND SWEET.
WHAT KIND OF AUDACIOUS IDIOT SAYS THOSE THINGS?!?!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?!?
SHE TOLERATES AND LIKES IT!!!!!!!!
HE'S KNOWN HER FOR TWO DAYS.
TWO. FRIGGIN. DAYS.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST TRANSPARENT AND IRRITATING THING THAT MY MOTHER HAS EVER DONE.
IT'S UNSETTLING!!!!! AND STUPID!!!!!!
I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR HER IN ASPECTS OF RELATIONSHIP WISDOM.
SHE'S ON THE PHONE 24/7.
THEY DISCUSS THE MOST PERSONAL THINGS. LIKE EXS. AND RANDOM DEAD DOGS. AND ANNOYING TEENAGERS. (I could SO BE POINTING FINGERS RIGHT NOW, MOM) AND CONCUSSIONS. AND HOW EERILY SIMILAR THEIR EMAIL ADDRESSES ARE. AND HOW THEY GREW UP IN THE SAME HOME TOWN. AND HOW THEY HAVE THE SAME NATIONAL HERITAGE. AND THE MOST TOTALLY PERSONAL AND IRREVERENT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT. THE. HECK.
YOU KNOW HOW PARENTS ARE ALWAYS "DISAPPOINTED IN THEIR KIDS"?!?!
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN MY MOTHER!!!!!!
FOR HER EXTEMELY IMMATURE AND THOUGHTLESSLY COURSES OF RESPONSES AND ACTION.
REALLY, MOM.
This is gonna sound really stupid but:
There's this song that we really love on the radio, and is she's on the phone when it comes up, she'll always find an excuse to hang up.
Me, "Mom, our song's on."
Mom- "SARAH SHUT THE FREAKIN HECK UP." O_O
Never once has she addressed me like that.
She nearly cussed. O_O
I ALREADY DESPISE THIS DUDE.
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM.
Love it!Her name is E.T.![]()
You. Must. Kill. Him. Anybody who makes my best friends mother almost cuss is a bad person. I hate him.
Why did I just tell you guys all of that.![]()