Tuesday Weirdness

[debilorrah]

My day started off with the following phone call:

Me: VVTA This is Debi may I help you

Caller: *whispering* I need to report a theft on your bus. I was on route 45 and I didn't really want to be there but I was. Then this guy sits down next to me. *louder now* I had my teeth in my hand because they were rubbin and it bugged me so they were in my hand. *louder now* This guy opens a schedule and said "You are irritating me, give me your teeth." I said no. *LOUDER NOW* He said "Someone is gonna get hurt if you don't give me your teeth". So I gave them to him. He was wearing a grey jogging suit, a helmet and ski glasses. I need to report a theft!!! *SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS*

Me: Report all thefts to the police. Click

He called back six times.

My ending call tonight:

Me: VVTA This is Debi may I help you

Caller: (time is 4:40 pm) I have been standing here in the rain since 4:00 and the 4:15 bus never came.

Me: Hold please while I go check where the bus is.

*Run to routing and scheduling* I find out the bus is 30 minutes late and will be to his stop momentarily.

Me: The bus is late and will be by soon and I will record your complaint so the driver is dealt with. Click

10 minutes later

Me: VVTA this is Debi may I help you

Caller: THAT STUPID BUS STILL ISN'T HERE!!!

Me: hold please

Run back to routing - he should be on the bus!!!

Me: Are you on the bus now?

Caller: Yes but it isn't the 4:15 bus, it's the 4:45 bus!!!

Lastly, on the way home, I saw a dirt lot surrounded by sandbags.

 

[dacjohns]

Maybe the tooth thief hijacked the 4:15 bus.

 

[debilorrah]

Welcome to my world.

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Tomorrow TO DO list:
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Find the 4:15 bus guy and knock his teeth out.
Find the stolen property guy and give him the other guys teeth but take his watch.
Give his watch to the 4:15 guy along with a garbage bag to wear over his head in the rain.

 

[debilorrah]

Quote:
Now THAT is a plan

 

[1mommahen]

 

[Mahonri]

I'll stick with the drill, fill and bill.

 

[Emzyyy]

THAT Miss would have to be the funniest thing I heard today. I tried to retell it to my brother and was laughing so hard I was crying, and he couldn't understand a word that came outta my mouth.

 

[debilorrah]

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Can you imagine??? I am pretty sure the driver would have called in if someone in a helmet and ski glasses were on the bus.

 

[wegotchickens]

Debi, I gotta say I liked my day better

But very funny stories!!