Turkey Caption contest

[chickenannie]

"Lunch better not be turkey; I'm a vegetarian"

 

[silkiechicken]

"No, this is MY lunch, YOU can't have any!"

"Hey, guys, I got the human lunch!"

 

[S n M Poultry]

"Hmm, Should i take the lunch or the quad"

 

[chickenannie]

"Hey can you put the lotion on my shoulders, I can't quite reach back there"

(from a friend)

 

[Jolly_Rancher]

You kids get over here and get some sunscreen on before you get sun-burnt~!

You know how fast your skin can dry out,

You can play after we eat lunch... yes were having tuna again.

If you don't like it, you can just stand there and peck at the ground all day for all I care...

work my fingers to the bone.. for what... and ungratefull brood of little turkey chicks that would rather eat a worm than the fish their father took all day to catch... ungrateful little feathered.......



(okay, so I had a bad kid day...lol)

 

[hinkjc]

Those crazy humans forgot to pack the sunflower seeds again!

 

[chickenannie]

 

[Moonwalker]

"Hey guys! I got the zipper open! Lunch is served!"

 

[AussieSharon]

Jenny Craig my butt. It may have worked for Kirstie Alley but I'm never going to fit into those blue jeans

 

[Crazy4Chicks]

Come on back my cooking is not that bad-


Julie