Turkey Caption contest

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickenannie, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. chickenannie

    chickenannie Songster

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    "Lunch better not be turkey; I'm a vegetarian"
     
  2. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD

    "No, this is MY lunch, YOU can't have any!"

    "Hey, guys, I got the human lunch!"
     
  3. S n M Poultry

    S n M Poultry Songster

    Aug 31, 2007
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    "Hmm, Should i take the lunch or the quad"
     
  4. chickenannie

    chickenannie Songster

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    "Hey can you put the lotion on my shoulders, I can't quite reach back there"

    (from a friend)
     
  5. Jolly_Rancher

    Jolly_Rancher In the Brooder

    You kids get over here and get some sunscreen on before you get sun-burnt~!

    You know how fast your skin can dry out,

    You can play after we eat lunch... yes were having tuna again.

    If you don't like it, you can just stand there and peck at the ground all day for all I care...

    work my fingers to the bone.. for what... and ungratefull brood of little turkey chicks that would rather eat a worm than the fish their father took all day to catch... ungrateful little feathered.......



    (okay, so I had a bad kid day...lol)
     
  6. hinkjc

    hinkjc Crowing

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    Those crazy humans forgot to pack the sunflower seeds again!
     
  7. chickenannie

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  8. Moonwalker

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    "Hey guys! I got the zipper open! Lunch is served!"
     
  9. AussieSharon

    AussieSharon Songster

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    Jenny Craig my butt. It may have worked for Kirstie Alley but I'm never going to fit into those blue jeans
     
  10. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Songster

    Nov 20, 2007
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    Come on back my cooking is not that bad-


    Julie
     

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