I picture you wearing a football uniform...shoulder pads, helmet and arm pads too.Her mother is 10 years old and I previously had a Bourbon Red tom that was 11 years old when a predator took him on a Thanksgiving evening.
If I don't want to get bloodied, I wear gloves and a jacket. I also maneuver so that the hen is facing my back. A good flogging with the wings only can actually feel pretty good on my back.
If I wanted to remove unfertilized eggs from a broody, I would move the turkey off of the nest into another area probably using guide sticks or a big net. I would then remove the eggs and either block or destroy the nest.
In my case, I would not allow a hen to collect infertile eggs in the first place. I would remove all eggs daily before the hen goes broody. Admittedly the longer this goes on the fewer eggs are required to cause the broody bug but it will delay the onset of broodiness.
