turtle joke

[KingsCalls]

If you see a shelless turtle..........is it homeless or naked ?

 

[dacjohns]

It's dead.

 

[shmooborp]

umm disturbing in the nude ?

 

[silkiechicken]

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That is ture, since a shellless turtle would also be a spineless one.

 

[shmooborp]

so does that mean it would be whiped? LOL

 

[Nemo]

Q: What did the snail say while riding on the back of the turtle?
A: "WHEEE!!!"

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

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HAHAHA
Yesterday I was out putting minnows in the turtle pond and noticed something on the back of my turtle...
Low and behold one of the snails decided to lay it's eggs on the back of the turtle

...I guess that is a sure bet way that the turtle won't beable to eat the eggs!!!!
So now our 300+ snail count will soon be probably doubled...When they lay eggs it's usually 100+( there are a few other spots in the pond that other snails have laid eggs...