turtle joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by KingsCalls, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. KingsCalls

    KingsCalls Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 22, 2007
    New Market,Tn.
    If you see a shelless turtle..........is it homeless or naked ?
  2. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    It's dead.
  3. shmooborp

    shmooborp artistic fowlism

    umm disturbing in the nude ?
  4. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member


    That is ture, since a shellless turtle would also be a spineless one.
  5. shmooborp

    shmooborp artistic fowlism

    so does that mean it would be whiped? LOL [​IMG]
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2008
    N'rn Wisconsin
    Q: What did the snail say while riding on the back of the turtle?
    A: "WHEEE!!!"
  7. Run-A-Muck Ranch

    Run-A-Muck Ranch Chillin' With My Peeps

    Yesterday I was out putting minnows in the turtle pond and noticed something on the back of my turtle...
    Low and behold one of the snails decided to lay it's eggs on the back of the turtle [​IMG] ...I guess that is a sure bet way that the turtle won't beable to eat the eggs!!!!
    So now our 300+ snail count will soon be probably doubled...When they lay eggs it's usually 100+( there are a few other spots in the pond that other snails have laid eggs... [​IMG]

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