TV for chickens... More eggs? True or False?

[awesomefowl]

Here is what happens to chickens who watch TV!

See????

 

[Blue]

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Don't forget about the Chik-fil-a commercials either. They might incite your chickens to hate cows.

Around here in the south you would have to add

Popeyes (fried chicken)

Raising Canes (chicken too)

I've never heard of Raising Canes, but that reminds me that I forgot about Bojangle's.

 

[NHchicks]

I'll bet Barbara knows. You should ask her.

Oh, and don't let them watch the home shopping network. You might find some extra bills in your mailbox.

 

[Chickenaddict]

I have a handicapped hen who lives in my livingroom, she has never laid an egg and watches tv all day everyday. Personally I think it's a crock, think about it they'd be sooo busy watching animal planet they'd forget to lay an egg!

 

[S*T*A*R]

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[Blue]

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I follow the timeless advice of never giving birdbrains access to my credit cards.

Oh, and S*T*A*R, I love the fact that you have an EE named Hook Beak; I have one named Buzzard Beak.

 

[TnTom]

Just block NPR and CNN. Yes they will start laying more eggs almost immediately. Get plenty of egg cartons BEFORE you have cable put in. You won't be able to keep up otherwise. You may have to hire some help.

Don't hire any Tyson rejects. Problem is when they want to start voting you'll probably have trouble getting them registered (unless they vote democrate)

Oh my side is splitting I cant stand it.............

 

[NHchicks]

We'll have to write a new story:

If you give a chicken a TV...

Then she'll want some popcorn...

 

[matthewschickens]

Haha guys. You're great.

No, not usually, though he has his moments

He said it was on something he read. I'll try to get him to send it to me and read it for myself.

He said that they look foward to watching TV at noon SO much that they lay their eggs fast in the morning

Umm, he said things like music I think, but other shows work sometimes...

Oh, na. Mine saw Food Inc. so the only problem would be that they'd throw eggs at the screen

Which allows me to lose them anyways... (jk)

Barbara sounds like a good idea

NHchicks: You're great

Matthew

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Sure, sure. Let the girls start watching the soaps and you think they'll lay more?

On the couch perhaps.