Two legged Predators in the country.

[chickengeorgeto]

Snuff Smith comes home in the morning mad because his neighbor put a new combo lock on the hen house. Then he announces that his frugal neighbor put the old lock on his smoke (meat) house. The doctor comes running in because Snuffy Smith collapsed. The Dr. tells Snuffy's wife Louise that Snuffy will be all right, he just fainted from seeing a glimpse of Fried Chicken Heaven when his son Jug Head walked in wearing a chicken costume and Snuffy was overcome at the thought of eating the huge drumsticks on that hen.

The comic strip Barney Google and Snuffy Smith is an old classic funny paper strip with Snuffy cast as a no account but loveable down home, moonshining, lay about, poker playing, fishing, and chicken stealing rascal. Sorry, I tried to increase the size but no luck.

Hope you still enjoyed it.

 

[horsesandboots]

Wow! Do you have a fence on your property?!?? If so I would also invest in a few dogs to keep the neighbor out!!!!!!!

 

[nzpouter]

Can you still get a bear trap?

 

[enola]

Can you still get a bear trap?

To catch a human?

 

[sourland]

To catch a human?

Yep, just bait it with Kentucky Fried Chicken and moonshine.

 

[enola]

Yep, just bait it with Kentucky Fried Chicken and moonshine.

Seriously??

 

[Triple Willow]

Wow! Do you have a fence on your property?!?? If so I would also invest in a few dogs to keep the neighbor out!!!!!!!

I agree. Electric fence, dogs and cameras. Pellet gun to the backside...? and definitely have them arrested when you get proof. There are also those motion detecting driveway monitors from Habor Freight - also motion lights.

 

[chickengeorgeto]

Can you still get a bear trap?

Yep!

http://www.flemingoutdoors.com/animal-traps.html

 

[nzpouter]

sweet... put one in front of your coop's door.

 

[sourland]

Don't forget the moonshine and Kentucky Fried Chicken.