Two questions for the magical one

[Sapphire Sebright]

SAFF! OMG savage you’re on fire lately lol I think my guy the cops eventually found him idk? Lol

It seems like it will be a good day for the sassy coffee emoji:

 

[ShrekDawg]

Wait a sec, 500 weeks is almost 10 years.

Yup! I calculated it earlier. he’s gonna be RICH if we all paid him

 

[ShrekDawg]

It seems like it will be a good day for the sassy coffee emoji:

that’s sassy!? I thought it was just a depiction of most of the people on this site

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

that’s sassy!? I thought it was just a depiction of most of the people on this site

I use it to be sassy sometimes.
Kind of like how Overy sometimes uses the nail-painting emoji to convey that she is waiting patiently for something.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I use it to be sassy sometimes.
Kind of like how Overy sometimes uses the nail-painting emoji to convey that she is waiting patiently for something.

Ohhhh true LOL could also be like sipping tea

 

[ShrekDawg]

Also..... wait..... Ralphie is not going to be rich after all. That’s not that much money

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Also..... wait..... Ralphie is not going to be rich after all. That’s not that much money

I dunno, $50,000 is rather a lot. And that's your payment, alone. HappyDuckie's would double that. I would add another $50,000 (and probably an evisceration demonstration).
Poor Fishychix's would be a whopping $125,000.
I'd say that $275,000 is quite a bit. Could buy a house with that much, easily (or cross the border).

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I dunno, $50,000 is rather a lot. And that's your payment, alone. HappyDuckie's would double that. I would add another $50,000 (and probably an evisceration demonstration).
Poor Fishychix's would be a whopping $125,000.
I'd say that $275,000 is quite a bit. Could buy a house with that much, easily (or cross the border).

Wait, or did you mean per week?
That'd be around $450.
... Actually, yeah, that's pretty normal weekly pay for a regular job, I think.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I dunno, $50,000 is rather a lot. And that's your payment, alone. HappyDuckie's would double that. I would add another $50,000 (and probably an evisceration demonstration).
Poor Fishychix's would be a whopping $125,000.
I'd say that $275,000 is quite a bit. Could buy a house with that much, easily (or cross the border).

Wait, or did you mean per week?
That'd be around $450.
... Actually, yeah, that's pretty normal weekly pay for a regular job, I think.

I think it would be 225 not 275 no? Still a pretty good amount though, for sure, but I was just meaning I was thinking he’d be a millionaire or something before I’d done the math so comparatively, 225 or even 275 isn’t that much and is just more a “normal” amount lol especially given it’s over 10 years and not lump sum lol

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I think it would be 225 not 275 no? Still a pretty good amount though, for sure, but I was just meaning I was thinking he’d be a millionaire or something before I’d done the math so comparatively, 225 or even 275 isn’t that much and is just more a “normal” amount lol especially given it’s over 10 years and not lump sum lol

Three $50,000 payments would equal $150,000. Add that to Fishychix's $125,000, and you've got $275,000.