Uncle jokes

[Jester57]

While I personally am not offended by dirty jokes, there are people that are (cough *wimps*). This thread is for those jokes that are off-limits for your kids, but are something you’d tell your brother or sister’s kids.

For example: “What is a fart, but a turd calling ahead for reservations?”

Go ahead; distinguish yourselves.

 

[STACEYH]

Cool

 

[Sally PB]

Keep it clean enough not to get the thread shut down... Just sayin'.

 

[21hens-incharge]

While we all like a good joke we need to abide by the rules when posting.

Please keep all jokes clean enough not to violate our PG13 standard.

Thank you

21hens-incharge
BYC staff

 

[Jester57]

While we all like a good joke we need to abide by the rules when posting.

Please keep all jokes clean enough not to violate our PG13 standard.

Thank you

21hens-incharge
BYC staff

Apologies, I saw some jokes on dad jokes I thought a little racy, so I created this to draw that sort of thing over here. PG-13 works for me.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Apologies, I saw some jokes on dad jokes I thought a little racy, so I created this to draw that sort of thing over here. PG-13 works for me.

It is best to report those so staff can evaluate them.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

Anybody here ever watch Game Of Thrones?

 

[Miami Leghorn]

 

[rjmyooper]

Teacher: Use a sentence using the words "Defense, Defeat and Detail".

Student: "When a horse jumps over "defense", "defeat" go first, then "detail".

 

[rjmyooper]