Unexpected Delivery?!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Parson's Wife, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Parson's Wife

    Parson's Wife Blessed Abundantly

    Jan 22, 2008
    Last night, I was sitting in the hospital lobby with some church folks whose mother was having surgery....at almost 10:00 PM we hear 'screaming' coming from outside the glass doors....immediately, the 2 security guards take off running to the doors (I was nervous, after all this is little rock) in comes a woman in a wheelchair, a lady pushing her, and a husband in hysterics....they are both screaming (I'm not talking 'hollering for supper...they were YELLING!)
    She was screaming..."It's coming, it's coming"...the man was screaming..."HELP! Oh G** help us!" they are rushing her through to the ER...the security guard is telling them they came in the wrong door....they get within about 15 ft of us and she screams...."STOP!" They do, and she slides down in the chair and starts pulling her pants down...(when I realized what was going on, I had my children lay their heads down in my lap)....
    And there....well, you could see lots of things happening at once, but most importantly was the fact that the baby's head was crowning!
    The guards saw, and immediately just picked her up, and laid her in the floor. And in less than 2 minutes a precious baby was born. I'm skipping alot, but I want to tell you what the show was....
    The man. Period. He was the show.
    As soon as she pulled her pants down....he collapsed in the floor. He was kicking, screaming, hollering...he was wild!
    One security guard had got down, and was trying to help the baby, the other one was calling the ER, trying to assist, and trying to calm the man. The man would stand up, look, and collapse in the floor. I'm telling you what...I never, never, ever saw anything like that! (I'm talking about the man... lol) He literally laid in the floor kicking with his feet up in the air, his hands banging the floor!
    WOW! There was more that went on, but I will keep it silent...the Rev. tried to calm the man... [​IMG] [​IMG] I mean...this was all happening right in our laps! And we were blocked in!! [​IMG]
    If I live to be a hundred I know that I'll never see the like again.

    What a night!
  2. Foxhound lady

    Foxhound lady Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 9, 2008
    TX baby!
    gotta love the ER!!!
  3. Parson's Wife

    Parson's Wife Blessed Abundantly

    Jan 22, 2008
    uh-huh....except I was in the main lobby, not the ER.... [​IMG]
    Honestly, the man was a hoot...
    I do sympathize with him....but he was NO help....none!! [​IMG]
  4. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    Oh, that is TOO great!!
  5. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

    Jun 27, 2008
    Cheshire UK
    Dear me...... [​IMG]..... and a beautiful child was born by woman.... thank goodness men don't have to give birth! could you imagine the show then, if thats the way the husband kicked up such a "fuss"when it was his wife handling the birth....... great story though and thanks for sharing
  6. Robin'sBrood

    Robin'sBrood Flock Mistress

    May 8, 2008
    North Carolina
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  7. Buck Creek Chickens

    Buck Creek Chickens Have Incubator, Will Hatch

    Nov 26, 2008
    Neenah, WI
    I think she's got 2 babies now [​IMG]
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2009
  8. chickenwhisperer123

    chickenwhisperer123 Whispers Loudly

    Mar 7, 2009
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    [​IMG] Great story.
  9. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    I pictured a grown man throwing a toddler tantrum.
  10. TaLani

    TaLani ~ Gemini Chick ~

    Oct 2, 2008
    Bryson City, NC
    My goodness that was hysterical! That was way funnier than all the e g g and rooster stuff on here today. [​IMG]

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