I can't stand neighbours that find fault with everything...We have one that looks up at our roof and shakes his head...there's a whopping *2* loose shingles...This guy would be perfect for a homeowner's association head...He'd be measuring our grass, citing us for our piebald door and the junk car in the driveway. Let alone the *gasp*nasty chicken in the back yard, wildbird feeders in the front yard, so I'm sure to be infecting everyone with bird flu.