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GROSS: OK, so this is at an organic restaurant, and this is from season one of "Portlandia," and the new season premieres Friday night on AFC. So here's Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "PORTLANDIA")
ARMISEN: (As character) Hi, hello.
DANA MILLIKEN: (As Dana) My name is Dana. I'll be taking care of you today. If you have any questions about the menu, please let me know.
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) I guess I do have a question about the chicken, if you could just tell us a little bit more about it.
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) The chicken is a heritage breed, woodland-raised chicken that's been fed a diet of sheep's milk, soy and hazelnuts.
ARMISEN: (As character) And this is local?
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) Yes, absolutely.
ARMISEN: (As character) I'm going to ask you just one more time, and it's local?
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) It is.
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) Is that USDA organic or Oregon organic or Portland organic?
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) It's just all-across-the-board organic.
ARMISEN: (As character) The hazelnuts, these are local?
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) How big is the area where the chickens are able to roam free?
ARMISEN: (As character) I'm sorry to interrupt, I had exactly the same question.
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) Four acres. Give me just a second? I'll be right back, OK.
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) OK. Fine, we're doing the right thing.
ARMISEN: (As character) I'm too apologetic.
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) You are.
ARMISEN: (As character) I drove way too slow here today, didn't I?
BROWNSTEIN: (As character) No.
ARMISEN: (As character) I'm so weird with that gas pedal. The thing just moves the whole vehicle forward, and...
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) All right, so here is the chicken you will be enjoying tonight.
ARMISEN: (As character) You have this information - this is fantastic.
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) Absolutely. His name was Colin(ph). Here are his papers, OK.
ARMISEN: (As character) That's great. He looks like a happy little guy who runs around. A lot of friends, other chickens of friends, putting his little wing around another one and kind of like palling around.
MILLIKEN: (As Dana) I don't know that I can speak to that level of intimate knowledge about him. They do a lot to make sure that their chickens are very happy.
GROSS: It's kind of like you're adopting a child instead of having dinner.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)