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Kinda rich but good, very good
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Kinda rich but good, very good
No, your name can be "Oh crap, she"
"Oh crap, she's here"
"Oh crap, she's outside"
"Oh crap, she's the one driving"
"Oh crap, she just came in"
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Okay, then you can't have my name. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KIKI
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Why notttttt?
Okay, then you can't have my name. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KIKI
Why notttttt?
HI KIRSTEN
The lovely polish pullet tree that throws dandelions out of windows! It's so nice that the first grader gave me it. Oh what a spot on a birdie that's on a raincloud! Perhaps he is vomiting. The world may never know. It's having a bad paint brush. BAD PAINT BRUSH!!! BAD!!! Alalalalala. Is anyone reading this stuff? AHAHAHAA a;lekhfgkajehglkjaehgl No, I'm not hyper on sugar or something. I don't get hyper on sugar. Strange. I get hyper on... myself. Yes, I am weird. Birds are weird... sometimes. Kiki is weird. Oh it's an orange pencil hopping on a silkie chicken! How nice it is that my beak is a printer. It can sharpen cacti and birds, and I got it when I was six. What a lovely present. Perhaps I only have half a beak. Hmm... let me think. It's a tree in a cemetery for EVIL (that actually makes sense if you know what I'm talking about). A giant staircase... for an eye of a bird. Aaaahh.
Vomit. On a cone! Come get yours TODAY!! Only $6,546,546,546,846,513,546,843,513,216,579,846,546,531 without shipping and handling! Ah, me mustache! How lovely. Why is that tree blue? It's supposed to be purple. Wait, purple or yellow? Well, it's EVIL!
Is your name really Kiki? BEST.NAME.EVER
Short for my real name, but yeah. That's what everyone calls me
My real name is Kirsten but everyone calls me Kiki for short