Valentines day haters group.

[Homie Four]

lol i was sitting on a couch today... and i suddenly thought, "ew think of all the people who put their butts here". and then i thought, "what if they made a couch out of butts?" I literally hit myself and said aloud, "dammit kiki WHY would you think of something as IDIOTIC as that?!"

....That frightens me...I like it

 

[member 142084]

my not quite 2 year old crawls up to me while I am doing dishes.

me: What ya doing sweetie?"

Him: Adorable smile puts borwn ball in mouth about the size of a milk dud from his diaper.

Me: "No! Yucky!" Takes it out.. deals with situation.

Him: Still smilling.


Few months ago he is now 4

Him: Mommy I remember I ate my poppy

me: Yes I remember that was yucky

Him: No I wiked it it was yummy.

me: Throws head back laughing. I could not help it.

 

[OwlLover]

Quote:
what frightens you?

 

[OwlLover]

my not quite 2 year old crawls up to me while I am doing dishes.

me: What ya doing sweetie?"

Him: Adorable smile puts borwn ball in mouth about the size of a milk dud from his diaper.

Me: "No! Yucky!" Takes it out.. deals with situation.

Him: Still smilling.


Few months ago he is now 4

Him: Mommy I remember I ate my poppy

me: Yes I remember that was yucky

Him: No I wiked it it was yummy.

me: Throws head back laughing. I could not help it.

I'm not sure if I should laugh my a off or if I should cry

 

[member 142084]

Quote: Both

 

[OwlLover]

The lovely polish pullet tree that throws dandelions out of windows! It's so nice that the first grader gave me it. Oh what a spot on a birdie that's on a raincloud! Perhaps he is vomiting. The world may never know. It's having a bad paint brush. BAD PAINT BRUSH!!! BAD!!! Alalalalala. Is anyone reading this stuff? AHAHAHAA a;lekhfgkajehglkjaehgl No, I'm not hyper on sugar or something. I don't get hyper on sugar. Strange. I get hyper on... myself. Yes, I am weird. Birds are weird... sometimes. Kiki is weird. Oh it's an orange pencil hopping on a silkie chicken! How nice it is that my beak is a printer. It can sharpen cacti and birds, and I got it when I was six. What a lovely present. Perhaps I only have half a beak. Hmm... let me think. It's a tree in a cemetery for EVIL (that actually makes sense if you know what I'm talking about). A giant staircase... for an eye of a bird. Aaaahh.
Vomit. On a cone! Come get yours TODAY!! Only $6,546,546,546,846,513,546,843,513,216,579,846,546,531 without shipping and handling! Ah, me mustache! How lovely. Why is that tree blue? It's supposed to be purple. Wait, purple or yellow? Well, it's EVIL!

 

[member 142084]

go to bed

 

[member 142084]

thats called hyper from lack of sleep and I must say good night.

 

[Homie Four]

my not quite 2 year old crawls up to me while I am doing dishes. 

me: What ya doing sweetie?"

Him: Adorable smile  puts borwn ball in mouth about the size of a milk dud from his diaper.

Me: "No! Yucky!"  Takes it out.. deals with situation.

Him: Still smilling.


Few months ago he is now 4

Him: Mommy I remember I ate my poppy

me: Yes I remember that was yucky

Him:  No I wiked it it was yummy.

me: Throws head back laughing. I could not help it.

Oh my xD that's so lovely xD

 

[Homie Four]

what frightens you?

You do, and your butt thoughts