Valentines day haters group.

[member 142084]

Quote: Aww thanks..

even the unfortunate poo stories

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Oh like the time when your son came in and pulled the wet out of his diaper?
Yup but I think I pm'd that one LOL

My 3 year old comes in while I am still in bed.

Him: "Hi mommy."

Me: Oh you stinky are you poopy?"

Him: Sticks hand in diaper, it was not firm at all, pulls hand out and shows me. "Yup poopy see!"

Me: Flies out of bed before he touched everything.

 

[member 142084]

Quote: ummm too late

Happy Valentines Day *snickerfest*

 

[Homie Four]

Yup but I think I pm'd that one LOL

My 3 year old comes in while I am still in bed.

Him: "Hi mommy."

Me:  Oh you stinky are you poopy?"

Him:  Sticks hand in diaper, it was not firm at all, pulls hand out and shows me. "Yup poopy see!"

Me: Flies out of bed before he touched everything.

Omg I can't stop laughing

 

[OwlLover]

Quote: Aww thanks..

even the unfortunate poo stories

?

Oh like the time when your son came in and pulled the wet out of his diaper?
Yup but I think I pm'd that one LOL

My 3 year old comes in while I am still in bed.

Him: "Hi mommy."

Me: Oh you stinky are you poopy?"

Him: Sticks hand in diaper, it was not firm at all, pulls hand out and shows me. "Yup poopy see!"

Me: Flies out of bed before he touched everything.

*unscrews head, pulls out brain, gets brain bleach out of cabinet and gets a rag, dabs the rag in the brain bleach, and scrubs portion of brain with the rag. Puts brain back in skull, and screws head back on* Ahhh. Much better.

 

[member 142084]

Quote:

Yeah I never get out of bed that fast. It was a new record, even for my bootcamp time.

 

[member 142084]

Owl I need brain bleach too but that was more gross that the poop story.. don;t make me ad another XD

 

[Homie Four]

Yeah I never get out of bed that fast. It was a new record, even for my bootcamp time.

Haha I understand why xD

 

[OwlLover]

Owl I need brain bleach too but that was more gross that the poop story.. don;t make me ad another XD

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

 

[OwlLover]

lol i was sitting on a couch today... and i suddenly thought, "ew think of all the people who put their butts here". and then i thought, "what if they made a couch out of butts?" I literally hit myself and said aloud, "dammit kiki WHY would you think of something as IDIOTIC as that?!"

 

[member 142084]

my poop stories are better Puts tape over that post on my screen.