Very Serious, Pertinent, & Dire Question!

Big girl panties are the white cotton panties that you can pull all the way up to your neck.
 
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I call those 'granny panties'
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I have WHAT in my yard? :

OK THIS is a riot!

We JUST had this very serious conversation with DD!!! On this very topic!!!
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NO, I am dead serious! You ever have to have one of these conversations with a very serious 9 year old?!?!
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Apparently I had chosen THE WRONG PANTIES to pack for her for her sleep over!!
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Disney Princess panties are baby panties!!!
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I didn't know......
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Apparently, Lizzie McGuire panties are also "out".


So here's the word: You ready? Only the panties with NOTHING on them are acceptable -- but maybe they can have the little Selena Gomez logo on them but not Wizards of Waverly Place.

So for safety's sake - big girl panties are blank... So sayeth the nine year old!!
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I wore my Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle boxers well in to my 30s when they finally gave up on me.... Plain is just plain.....​
 
Big girl panties are the ones your friends tell you to put on when you are acting like a whiny child that doesn't want to face the big guns. Big girl panties are microfiber and they hug all your parts and give you intestinal fortitude to step forward to do what has to be done.

Big girl panties are black for the really hard jobs and red for the ones where you are gonna have to yell alot. Pink is not a big girl panty color. Unless you are The Rock. He can wear whatever color big girl panties he wants.
 
Yep. You forgot that sometimes big girl panties are yellow....for those days when you have been sneezing or coughing.

ETA: Yellow is the official color of panties worn by the club members of PISSI (People In Support of Stress-induced Incontinence).
 
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